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Just received this spam for the 2nd time in a couple of days… What they don’t know is that:

• I don’t care about SEO. This sh*t has been broken for a long time anyway.
• “Not ready for AI-based ranking” is actually a great thing to me :D

Seriouly though, not the first time I get around this, so I guess they found me somewhere so it must not be that hidden anyway xD… But still I wish I wouldn’t receive those email wasting my time (even for a few secondes).